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<span id="text110"><P>1、二货在街上看到一妹子，背影十分靓丽，便大声唱道：“掀起你的盖头来，让我来看看你的脸……”<BR>妹子听到歌声，便马上回头张望，只听二货马上又唱道：“……妹妹你大胆的往前走啊，往前走，莫回呀头……”</P>
<P>2、我怀孕了，告诉妹妹时，没想到她接的第一句话是：“啊，真的吗？那把你的卫生巾都留给我啊！”…… </P>
<P>3、二货穿着风衣放了个屁，好臭。。<BR>我顿时用手堵住鼻子说：谁放屁了，好臭。。。<BR>这时旁边的美眉斜着眼瞅着他：我知道是你放的，刚才你的风衣动了一下。。。</P>
<P>4、吃货：“阿姨，你在做什么好吃的？我能尝一口吗？”<BR>阿姨：“我在熬中药！”<BR>吃货：“那我尝一小口。”<BR>阿姨：“……”</P>
<P>5、两个女的在电梯里聊天，“我和我老公昨天晚上没事，就看看首饰，本来想买个手镯，后来没有相中的，就买了一副耳环，还好，价格也不算贵，30万不到，我老公说，你要是喜欢就买了吧，我说行，还挺不错的，就是有点遗憾，现在带不了。”<BR>另一个女人问：“为什么？”<BR>“80级才能带，现在等级不够！”<BR></P></span><br />

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